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Don’t get into a spaceship with a madman. Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?

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—	The Doctor, Doctor Who, 7x11”Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS” (2013)

There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear and huger.

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—	Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, 5x19 “Article Two” (2013)

Brief Observation

Michael Cudlitz deserves an Emmy. TNT should renew Southland. More people should be talking about what happened in “Chaos”. I can’t even think of anything more to say, since that was one of the most emotionally draining episodes of TV I have ever seen.

I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is improbably biased toward the consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it - or my observation of it - is temporary?

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—	John Green, The Fault in Our Stars(2012)

If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.

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—	John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (2012)

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

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—	John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (2012)

What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

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—	John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (2012)

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.

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—	John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (2012)